These were the words spoken to me by my good friend Susannah's mother at the beach after the latest 'creature attack'! (the day before I managed to get 4 ant bites in the 2 minutes it took me to take a picture outside!)
Anyway, back to the latest 'attack' - there I was innocently swimming in the sea when a
ferocious sea creature viciously attacked me (well ok, it was a small jelly fish about 1 inch in diameter which I carelessly got in the way of!) but what did I know?! I'm not in Scotland anymore, for all I knew it could have been some deadly poisonous critter! I mean supposedly harmless sting rays finished off the poor Crocodile Hunter...
Given my allergic reaction to mosquito bites, we thought it better to get it checked out so we waved down the beach patrol man who was just passing on his quad-bike. He was a local police man drafted in for the summer, I guess, to make sure the holiday makers didn't get into trouble or helping out with minor injuries etc.

In an instant he had called in my plight "jelly fish sting at 20th Street" and a police medic guy turned up, closely followed by another squad car - I guess crime is kindof slow in this area and they really didn't have a lot to do! Maybe they hoped for more drama than a slightly red area on my wrist!
(Me hanging out with the Mexico Beach police officers)
Mr police medic guy (in picture on left) rubbed on some vinegar and then sprayed on some foam from a can with a hand printed label 'sting spray' (turned out this was nothing more than shaving foam which was supposed to draw out any poison (?) from the sting). I'm happy to report that my arm is still firmly attached to my body and I suffered no ill effects from the sting!
I do love the outdoors, but going outside here in the US should be designated an extreme support! There are so many things here that can really finish you off! I mean on an average trip outdoors in Scotland the worst that can happen to you is you get wet when it rains or the midges get you! Here there are bears, sharks, poisonous fish, snakes, spiders and on lesser scale poison ivy/oak/whatever, coakroaches (which could easily scare you to death!) and of course mosquitoes! Wow, it's amazing that I've made it this far! I might just check out the hazmat situation, I wonder if they have it in different colors...